Posted 3 days ago
tyrana:


supermishamiga:


x


Never getting tired of this.

tyrana:

supermishamiga:

x

Never getting tired of this.

Posted 3 days ago

i-have-been-johnlocked:

m-chi:

It’s time to take your medicine Amy

#reality

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOFUCKYOU

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tessaviolet:

tessaviolet:

So i thought i might try something new and compose a song on ukulele and i wanted it to be a cute love song that went like “here’s a song on ukulele i’m sorry i’m not very good at ukulele but i love you blah blah blah” but then i remembered that i’m not very good at ukulele so here’s the best i could do.

THIS AGAIN. HA. (please praise me this is the best thing i’ll ever write).

Posted 3 days ago

castieltheangelofthursgay:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this

(Source: fuck-this-imhungry)

Posted 3 days ago

rorypondismypatronus:

mindpalaceofversailles:

dudeufugly:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s deleted shower scene in Star Trek Into Darkness

AGAIN! He worked out so much for this role and baby it shows.

I’m so sorry followers, but you may be seeing this scene reblogged A LOT!

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dragonprinceofdreams:

I nearly pissed myself. 

Posted 3 days ago
  1. (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
  2. Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
  3. Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
  4. Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
  5. Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
  6. (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)